There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wanna go halves on a baby?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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