So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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