You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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