look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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