so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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