This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
