He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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