Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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