me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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