There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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