Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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