my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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