Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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