Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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