You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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