No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
