but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just gift wrapped bread.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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