I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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