when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Someone signed my nipple.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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