need another drink. this is the easiest way
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
bring money and cleavage
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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