I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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