THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
this hospital has no fireball
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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