wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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