Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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