I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
How's work?
Spinning.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I am naked and annoyed.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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