Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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