Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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