That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I am available for nakedness
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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