and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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