put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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