omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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