can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
