i think my mom watched the whole time
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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