some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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