I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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