also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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