Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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