I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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