I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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