You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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