Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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