Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
