Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
someone owes me an orgasm
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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