Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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