Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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