I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
