I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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