its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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