Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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