whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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