I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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