her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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