Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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