This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
