the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The ass gains better be worth it
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